Kate Winslet is reportedly pregnant again, according to tenuous tabloid rumour.

The reason for this wild piece of speculation? The above picture, taken at the Oscars, of Winslet in which Cate Blanchett is touching her stomach and Brie Larson is smiling wildly. Such a scene of three women larking about could obviously only mean one thing - that Winslet was imparting news that she is, of course, pregnant because baby annoucements are the only reason women look happy around each other ever. In fact, babies, men and shoes are the only thing we ever get excited about. Please talk to us about weddings and nail varnish more, please, please.

The aforementioned tabloid helpfully continued with sentence that may or may not have been nabbed from the 50s: "If she is expecting, the mother-of-three sure picked a daring dress. The star's super-shiny Ralph Lauren gown threatened to reveal every last bump."

Winslet is the proud owner of an Oscar for her performance in 2008's The Reader, won two Golden Globes for Revolutionary Road and The Reader and three BAFTAS for her roles in The Reader, Sense & Sensibility and Steve Jobs. She also has three children, Mia, Bear and Joe.

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